It's true...2012 WILL be the end of days

How do I know? My evil sister-in-law is pregnant & I am pretty sure she is going to birth the Anti-Christ. That poor kid, it's not even its fault. I wonder if she is going to name him/her Damien? I know, that is a horrible thing to say, but if you knew Satan you'd know what I am talking about. (BTW-I am totally giggling while writing this!!!)

Not too much going on here. Sigh...I need to get out more...

Love to you all!!!

Family Behaving Badly

So the older I get the more I learn about my family (not my immediate family, but cousins/uncles, etc.) Now I know my family is not perfect, but I do know the one thing my family does not do is play games with each other. I don't mean Monopoly kind of games, but swarmy bullshit games.

This morning's post is about bullshit. You know, I just don't understand why people have a problem with telling the truth. Don't our parents raise us to tell the truth? Don't attorneys seek out the truth? Obviously there is something to this truth thing. I mean, I guess I could hone my skills as a pathological liar. Then there is that icky bullshit passive/aggressive shit. Really? How can you not feel incredibly gross about yourself? Ick...

Anyhoo-I am up way too early & it's not good because I am already bitching. lol!

Peace out...

Peace within

So I had an emergency meeting with my happy head person. I pretty much have her on speed dial & by the time she is done parenting me (her words exactly) I am pretty sure she'll be able to buy a Ferrari. Our meeting was about all my anger towards my in-laws. It's the ONLY thing Alex & I fight about. The only thing. So she helped me see quite a few things & can I tell you that just one change in perspective is the most liberating feeling in the world? Yeah baby!!! Now I have nothing to worry about & I realize they have no power over me. Woot woot!!

Anyway, I woke up feeling great! I am sipping hot water with lemon & plan on getting on my treadmill after this post. Damn I feel liberated!!! Lovin' it!!!

Short post.

Love ya!

New Blog

Sweet!!! Successfully changed my template, web address & title. You know I love Chaka Khan, but I'm not every woman. As a matter of fact, I am one of diversity & uniqueness :) At least that's what my happy head person says!!! lol. Seriously though, I am made up of two races (and probably then some), I was raised Jewish (even though I am not practicing) and my mother is Chinese Jamaican. I can't quite figure out how she is third generation Jamaican, but hey, I'll take it!!! When I learned of the trouble that my people caused Tibet, I immediately called my mother & asked if my relatives had anything to do with it. She said no, but I am not thoroughly convinced we don't have relatives in China.

So my new blog is more just about my life journey in growing up & being able to take care of myself. I know that sounds ridiculous since I will be 35 next month, but better late than never. I truly hope to capture the real essence of my journey, but just to be honest there will be some posts that aren't as full of sunshine as I'd like them to be. Then again, life isn't always full of sunshine.

Oh & the reason for my new web address is this. I figure that in life we all strive to be our better selves. We need a little bit of that extra elbow room to change because change isn't always easy & it helps to be able to stretch out when we are in it. Let me rephrase : we are infinitely striving to be our better selves! So step aside peops, I am stretching out & reaching out for that elbow room to make change. What change shall unfold here.

Ok, done rambling. Going to go enjoy a lazy sunday.

xxoo!!

Yay!!!

I did it!!! I changed my blog template & now I hearts my blog!!! Woohoo!!!

I'd like to formally apologize to my blog for any insults/harmful comments and/or demeaning sayings.

Now I have some more stuff to work on, but YAY!!!

Seriously, I hate my blog

For the love of Pete!~ I really think my blog is not so great. I mean, does anyone really read it? Can I write? I know I can write, but do I write well? Hmmmm...

I haven't honed my writing skills since college & quite frankly there just hasn't been too much inspiring me lately. I mean, things are going well in my life & I am finally on my way to the Best Jen I can be, but hmpf.

Although I did have to let my rage monkey out earlier & it will have to continue into the weekend until I have a meeting with my crazy ass in-laws. I don't mean crazy as in fun, I mean crazy as in dysfunctional abusive whack job kind of crazy. Who knows, maybe after this weekend they'll accidentally fall off a cliff or something. Ok, that was harsh, but maybe I won't have to get that restraining order after all. Enough about them - too toxic!

My only hope in life is that I get a bonafide movie star to follow me on Twitter. One of my friends has Ashton Kutcher following her!!! How cool is that? But then I am like, damn, my twitter posts aren't enlightening or witty enough. Damn damn!

Ok-I truly am just rambling...I hope everyone is well!!!

Peace out!

Even though I haven't, I feel like I've lost 20 pounds

Strange but true. Kind of like I try to toast things in the toaster oven without plugging it in. You know, like every day things that are strange but true. Or maybe in my case that was just sad but true - lol!!!

So I had a good session with my happy head person. Now like I've sad before, she's not a typical shrink. It's more than that!!! Good thing for me & my pocket book is that I only have to see her once a month. Ok, anyway, yesterday I had this 1.5 hour intense session with her & by the time I got home, I had felt lke (forgive me for some expletives right now, but the 'i' key keeps sticking on my #$%@!%@# keyboard so if u see a word wthout an i, that's why!!!) i had just gotten a massage. I was exhausted, but in a good kind of way. I had a huge emotional release & am figurng out the thngs that I need to do to make me tick in a good way. Of course she told me I had to learn how to cook & uh I was like 'really? cuz i really don't cook & the kitchen is a very dangerous place for me to be!!'

Ugh, enough about me. Blogging - blah blah blah blah. lol! Just a bit hystercal right now because i have to go the grocery store whch is the number one place i hate to go. Damn. Damn. Damn. Can't they just deliver the groceres to me? Stupid grocery store. I mean, in love & light grocery store who provides bounties of god given food so that i may attempt to cook something.

Well, i hope all is well n your life!!!

Hugs & Peace!